Feed me!!!!

From US5263726

The electromagnetic field cylinder machine for walking on clouds.

From US4121790

Welcome to the shakey-ville resort, enjoy your stay!

From DE3123440

Whoa... dude... this board feels awesome man...

From US5797779

A cart for transporting the sculpture of his head.

From JP8183456

Considering the ethics of hunting paraplegic deer, he preferred to remain anonymous

From CA2357300

The jet setting invisible businessman.

From US20030155747

What happened to my boat?

From US5048854

The human to grass transforming machine. ("hmm, my feet feel funny")

From GB1206206
(thanks Gershon, Karin and Noam at the ILPO !)

This ferris wheel goes in one direction only.

From GB1195946 (thanks Gershon, Karin and Noam at the ILPO !)

The male anti-corset and chin enhancer.

From GB1205200
(thanks Gershon, Karin and Noam at the ILPO !)

The title speaks for itself: "APPARATUS FOR FACILITATING THE BIRTH OF A CHILD BY CENTRIFUGAL FORCE"

From US3216423
(thanks Gershon, Karin and Noam at the ILPO !)

In case you're wondering, the pipe is to keep him calm.

From GB1155660
(thanks Gershon, Karin and Noam at the ILPO !)

With the help of the hook-box, he was finally comfortable riding the escalator.

From JP10139350

Introducing... the portable disco ball.

From FR2832681

Why the concerned look?

From CA1174939

Keep your eyes down and hopefully they won't notice that you've put on a few pounds.

From US5992572

Extinguishing the forest fire by warping the space-time continuum was, in hindsight, not the brightest idea.

From US5154235

Even while pretending to ride his tractor, farmer Joe remained a sad, sad man.

From CA1301042

No knees? No problem.

From CA1298738

A buisness suit for that busy, on-the-go baby smuggler.

From US4079467

You won't believe what the unsafe one looks like.

From CA2350909

Stomach: not so good... Mullet: awesome

From CA2498791

Peter and Stan, even at ages 45 and 56 respectively, still preferred to ride in the child seat.

From US5630599

2D man's first escalator ride did not go so well.

From JP58018132

Awesome boat: required. Clothing: optional.

From US6098567

Finally, a flexible and wearable spray paint can.

From CA2447442

The new automatic seat did not, unfortunately, change his negative attitude.

From WO9616834

The effect of the giant asteroid, explained graphically.

From CA2646006

Just because you have kids does not mean you have to leave the beer fridge at home.

From US20080164667

Just a normal guy in a jacket... wait... is that? ...

From US20090199781

2D man attempts to manipulate 3D world.

From CA2509569

Teddy-bound, and proud.

From US6540724

Introducing... the angry snake wheel.

From CA2185471

Believe it or not, this is a boat.

From CA2296120

They would once and for all stop making fun of his snowplow skiing.

From CA1165350

Introducing... the baby club

From CA2289284

Automatic log rolling machine.

From CA2539758

Hoping to get him into circus school at a young age, she started him on the unicycle stroller.

From US5884920

Portrait of brother and sister as pimply faced teenagers.

From US6109626

Picasso hits the road.

From US7306245

The automatic pull-my-finger device.

From EP1166711

The headlamp allowed him to use the ski machine day or night.

From CA1303543

For most of his life he had the feeling he was being followed.

From US6139033

Flying bicycle? Or underwater bicycle?

From CA2420870

Creepy kid goes shopping.

From US5553877

Showered, freshly shaven... and bad to the bone.

From US4888870

Parnoid robot, talking to himself.

From CA2532469

When using this thing, being good looking is clearly not a requirement

From CA1117169