After the judges caught on, he was.disqualified from the tour de France

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His broad shoulders were once leading him to a promising football career... after anorexia: elevator attendent.

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Forest fire? No problem, I have something in my backpack.

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Dog powered water circulation device.

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Applause was given for the invention of the bi-directional podium.

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The correct position of your legs to look awesome on an escalator.

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The portable electric chair, with side table and foot locker.

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Windshield: fixed... Hair: perfect

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It's highly recommended to tuck your pants into your socks before riding

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The carrier for an ugly baby

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Ball boy at the fish rodeo

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The backs of his knees were not as excited about the new contraption as was he.

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And you'll look sweet, upon the seat, of a bounce-scooter-slider built for two.

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For the scooter rider who hates pushing... and seeing in front of themselves.

 

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The new and improved shopping cart.

 

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So far, 3 months, zero toilets...

 

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I'm not 100% positive, but I think the rectangular prism has been invented already.

 

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Unfortunately, the invisibilty machine does not turn itself invisible.

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Thanks to Gershon at the ILPO!

Bunny warming chamber

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A cart which, apparently, travels laterally.

 

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