Showered, freshly shaven... and bad to the bone.

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Parnoid robot, talking to himself.

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When using this thing, being good looking is clearly not a requirement

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Walking, Flying, Walking, Swimming.

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No clothes required. Nor eyes.

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2 or 11?

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"How about we play paper, paper, paper for it?"

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Apparently, the prior art to the automatic candle snuffer was picking up a guy who could blow it out for you.

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Meanwhile, in the condom factory.

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Laid off, not because his strong work etiquette, but because of his lack of elbows.

 

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Mom pushing kid in weird bike/stroller hybrid? No, Mom pushing exact 2/3 replica of herself in weird bike/stroller hybrid.

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The new contraption allowed him transport his helicopter with ease, despite his lack of feet.

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Christmas 1994: The hi-tech portable lou was her favorite gift. The bum brush a close second.

 

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B: "I'm picking up something... it appears to be some sort of paper thin rendering of a truck, lying flat on the pavement."

 

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Ivan blew past his double ski companians, and for this he was happy.

 

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